About me

Things that make me happy:

• 100% test coverage*
  *fight constructively engage with me
• Rigorous static analysis
• Type safety
• Anything by JetBrains
• Making lists
• Fixing things

Things that make me unhappy:

• AI generated docstrings/commit messages
• Console output in my tests
• People breaking things I just fixed

My favourite mind-altering substances that I take on a regular basis:

• Caffeine
• Sertraline

Things I am evidently not good at:

• Design